Monday, December 10, 2012

Sisters in Arms

Female Marines in Combat
I guess that today's submission is a little more serious and a little less funny than most, but it's something I have thought about a lot, and it's come up in the news lately.  I read in an article recently that four female service members are filing a lawsuit against the Secretary of Defense on the grounds that the policies of the Department of Defense unfairly prohibit women from serving in certain occupational fields in the military. 
Lawsuit (click the link to see the actual document)

The lawsuit contends that this prohibition inhibits the careers of women in the military, and violates their right to “serve on equal footing in defense of the nation.”  The further contention is that women “do not receive credit” for their actions in combat (referring to promotion and retention purposes).  I’m not exactly sure what this particular part means, since women can receive combat fitness reports the same as men do, but that’s what’s on the table.


Now in recent history, there actually was an outright U.S. law against women in combat roles, that has been down-graded into a wish-washy admonition by Congress that the military must justify changing any policy to allow women in places where they have not traditionally been.  

So, it seems to me that the lawsuit wrongly addresses the blame for the policy onto the Secretary of Defense, rather than on Congress.  To me, this lawsuit smacks of trying to legislate from the bench, and that pisses me off a little.  Congress actually controls the military, in this little democracy we have here, by writing the laws that the military must follow.
The Way We're Supposed to Change Laws In This Country (click the link to see a bill actually being put forth in the congress about women in combat)

As the title of this blog indicates, I am probably going to hit you with my opinion.  Here it is (drum roll...): My opinion in this case is—fine, let women serve in any job within the military, under the condition that the standards be exactly the same as they stand now for men.  There should not be a reduction in the physical performance requirement, and there should not be a separate physical standard for women.

Here’s where the militant feminist types get upset.  They would say that requiring women to do the same physical tests that men do is unfair to women.  To which I say, “Who cares what you think?”  

This isn't about being fair.  The United States Marine Corps doesn't exist as an organization to make sure that its members get plenty of job satisfaction and opportunity for advancement.  It doesn't exist to uphold the moral high ground.  It exists to win battles.  Period.  
I get upset when people speak of the Marine Corps, or of the military in general, as if it is some sort of jobs program, or when they think it appropriate to push whatever social agenda they have.  We are here to protect democracy, not to practice it.  If a citizen brings something to the fight that helps us win, then we welcome him or her.  If not, then we squeeze him out.  

Women have played a vital role in accomplishing the mission for decades.  More like centuries.  I do not want to downplay their contribution in any way.  Women have been present on the battlefield since ancient times.  Plumbing is not the most important factor in determining a person's worth in combat.

But we have to be realistic, as well.  The military cannot afford to live in a make-believe world where we pretend that there is no difference between the sexes.  It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that there are some pretty important differences between men and women.  For instance, men are 100% less likely to get pregnant than women.  That's a scientific fact.  Go look it up.  
Viva la Difference
The tendency nowadays is to equate an acknowledgement of gender differences with racism, and that is just ludicrous.  It is a completely valid point to say that that the differences between an Asian man, a black man, and a white man are just superficial   It's only skin deep, as they say.  But the difference between a man and a woman goes all the way to the bone.  It is apparent at a very early age, and it is pretty much undeniable to any honest observer.

An article that takes a pretty drastic stand on just that point:  

Why Modern Feminism is Illogical, Unnecessary, and Evil


If a woman is strong enough to do the job, exactly the same as a man, then I agree completely that it is sexual discrimination to outright bar her from performing such work.  This is completely logical, right?  Not only is it logical, but women are already in combat areas.  They just aren't allowed in the direct combat units, like the infantry.


Lioness : Female Search Teams

It is logical to go ahead and take the next step, to put women in the infantry.  But sometimes, something called common sense must intervene.  Let's take a look at an example, the USMC Physical Fitness Test (PFT).  The minimum standard for a male Marine is that he perform 3 pull-ups, run 3 miles in 28 minutes, and perform 50 sit-ups in 2 minutes.  This is the minimum, and a Marine actually fails the test if he only gets the minimum score in all three areas.  Let’s focus on the pull-ups for a second.  Not many women I know, except for some pretty darn fit ones, can do many more than 3 dead hang pull-ups.  This is the minimum score, the amount that keeps the man from being thrown out of the Marine Corps.  You aren't impressing anybody in the Marines by doing 3 pull-ups.  A Marine that consistently was only able to muster 3 pull-ups would be labeled a shit-bird and would attract all sorts of negative attention.  He would be lucky to survive boot camp, and if he did, the next four years would be some long ones.  Not to mention he would be hard-pressed to do some of the physical tasks he would be expected to do if he were assigned to the infantry.  Things like climbing through a window wearing all his battle gear, for instance.


Marine Officer: Women Shouldn't Be In Infantry

This pull-up test is the requirement that some people will tell you is unfair, citing the obvious difference between the relative average upper body strength between men and women.  And they are RIGHT.  That fact is the thing that shoots their whole argument down.  The argument is that there is no reason why women 
shouldn’t be allowed to serve in the infantry, since they are as capable as their male counterparts; then in the next breath, they will explain that the same test cannot be used for both, as it would be unfair.  Someone please explain this to me.  Maybe I don’t get it because of my crude educational background.  I did graduate from a junior college with the word “agricultural” in the title (true story).
Marine Lieutenant in Infantry Officer Course

Female Lieutenants Flunk Marine Corps' Fierce Infantry Training


IN DEBATE OVER WOMEN IN COMBAT, TRUTH IS THE CASUALTY

Let’s look at another very physically-oriented occupation— professional football.  There is no rule or provision keeping women out of the NFL, that I know of.  It is not against any section of U.S. Code, nor is it against any state law.  Yet, how many women play in the National Football League?  The answer, of course, is zero.  And why is that?  Two reasons— #1: women, on average, tend to be smaller and weaker than men, and #2: women, on average, aren't interested in playing football.  The exact same forces are at work in the military. 

Most women graduating from high school and college are not daydreaming of trying to lead a bunch of smelly dudes up a mountainside while wearing 100 pounds of gear, shitting in a hole they dug, and going a month without a shower.  Of those that do daydream of such a thing, many cannot meet the physical demands.  Many men can't either.  Those with both the desire and the ability, however—I personally have no qualms at all about allowing them opportunity.  Just don't act so surprised when women don't run out in droves to take the positions.


I can't imagine why this isn't more popular with women...
Twenty years ago, I had a different opinion.  I used to be against gays in the military back then too, but I changed my stance.  You see, there is another factor at work here, and it is the most powerful one of all—the self-image of the 19-25 year old American male.  We need for these young Americans to see themselves as tough, dangerous, and bulletproof.  We need our possible enemies to see them the same way.  If men from that demographic can feel macho and manly about their job in spite of the presence of known homosexuals, then it really won’t matter that much if they are there.  And the attitudes of that demographic change over time, along with society.  Such was the case with allowing homosexuals to serve openly—it just ceased to be the huge deal it used to be.  When you talk to the individual Marines at the small-unit level, they were much less concerned with the idea of homosexuals than the high-ranking leadership was.  Don't get me wrong, it still caused some people to feel uncomfortable, but it didn't shatter the good order and discipline of the Marine Corps the way some thought it would.
(A little free advice: When writing about gays in the military, DO NOT do a Google image search of 'gay military.')  

Maybe the same could happen with women in the combat arms, but only if we make damn sure that we don’t water anything down for them.  Any time you try to social-engineer like that, you invite resentment.  Take a look at this paper, written by a male Marine, as proof. 

If we are going to do this, we will need to recruit some seriously bad-ass women.  I know there are women who have this kind of strength.  If they want to do it, then more power to them.  But never get the idea that you or anyone else has the RIGHT to be in the military in whatever job you desire.  You don't.  You SERVE in the military, in the capacity that your nation requires, according to your aptitudes and abilities.  If you lack upper body strength, whether due to your lack of testicles or just due to unfortunate genetics, then maybe the infantry isn't for you.


Friday, November 30, 2012

Atlas Ate the Twinkies


Occasionally, you hear about something on the news, and it seems like you are watching a bad movie.  That happened for me recently, with the death-rattles of the Hostess baking company, makers of the beloved Twinkie and several other well-known tasty treats. In case you haven't heard, they had to go out of business due to a union strike.  The union, the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco and Grain Millers Union (BCTGM), declared a walk-out after the company tried to implement a wage cut to try to prevent bankruptcy.

Click the link:

Spare the Twinkie, Hostess


This is a very disturbing development.  After all, Twinkies and cockroaches were supposed to be the only things to survive the Apocalypse.  When the Earth is covered in mushroom clouds and everything is being dusted with a layer of radioactive fallout, there was supposed to be a final shot of a cockroach eating a Twinkie, so you could know that life will go on.  Now what am I supposed to hang my hopes on?  Diplomacy?  Please.

Of course, the whole thing is just an urban myth anyway.  It turns out that the supposed indefinite shelf life of a tasty Hostess Twinkie is really only 25 days.  I kind of wish I'd never researched that fact.  Ignorance is bliss.

Nothing Lasts Forever  (click the link)


 Be that as it may, the Hostess Baking Company has been making these little creme-filled delights since 1930.  They never really survived a zombie apocalypse, but they survived the freaking Great Depression.  They had a pretty solid product line that has stood the test of time.  Ever hear of Wonderbread?  Ho Hos?  Of course you have.   This stuff is an American icon.




So what brought this wonderful piece of Americana down?  Was it our increasing awareness of the dangers of trans-fats, processed flours, and sugars?  Please.  Americans were not about to abandon Twinkies.  Take a look at these pictures: 



You don't develop back boobs like these from obsessing over food labels.

I'm guessing he probably enjoys Twinkies.
No, it probably wasn't the nutritionally savvy American shopper that killed the Twinkie.  It was good old-fashioned collectivism.  Just the kind of stuff Ayn Rand writes about.  


Some examples:
*$52 million in workers’ comp claims in 2011, according to bankruptcy filing this January.

*372 union collective-bargaining agreements, requiring the company to maintain 80 different health and benefit plans, 40 pension plans, and a $31 million increase in wages and other benefits for 2012.

*Union work rules required cake and bread products to be delivered to a single retail location using two separate trucks (cake in one, bread on the other).

*Drivers were not allowed to load their own vehicles.  The workers who loaded bread weren't allowed to load cake.

I'm sort of amazed they lasted this long.

It would seem that the workers killed the golden goose.  They forgot that they were on the same team as the management and owners.  They were so obsessed with getting what they saw as their "fair share" that they cut their own life line.   What's more, they don't care.  

 "I'd rather go work somewhere else or draw unemployment," said Kenneth Johnson, a worker at Hostess for 23 years.  Wow.  That says it all right there.  He would rather destroy the company altogether than accept a personal hardship.  Keep in mind that nothing at all was stopping him from quitting that job and finding one somewhere else.  Now there is no job at all, not even a low-paying one.  Good going, Kenny.

What Twinkies teach us about labor relations

It's a little reminiscent of Atlas Shrugged, though instead of railroad rails made of Rearden Metal, it's tasty treats made of enriched wheat flour and high-fructose corn syrup.  The important message is still the same.  We are all dependent on the producers in our economy.  If you squeeze them too hard, they just might stop producing, and the next thing you know, you're all out of Twinkies.







Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Who Should I Vote For?

The Democrats are clearly not my party... 

Democratic Party Platform

Just watch this "Party of Inclusion" video...

I am a white male, a hunter, and I own guns.  Clearly my vote is not being courted there.  I'm not gay or Hispanic or poor.  I don't believe in big government or  in the progressive tax (where your tax rate increases as your income increases).  On the other hand, President Barack Obama is an eloquent speaker and the party is protective of  individual rights and freedoms (except the one to own guns, strangely).  

An awesome SNL video... Obama vs. Romney Cold Open


The Republicans are clearly not my party... 

Republican Party Platform

I think evolution is a valid theory, I don't care if homosexuals get married or not, I think reproductive decisions belong in the hands of the individual, and I don't trust anything Paul Ryan says after the 2-hour marathon comment.  On the other hand, Mitt Romney came closest to winning my vote with his comment that 47% of Americans act like victims, pay no taxes anyway, and he has no hope of reaching them.  It is little moments of clarity and truth like that that make me trust a candidate.  The media thinks he should hide it.  I think he should shout it from the mountaintop.






Are the Libertarians even running? 

Apparently, there is a guy named Gary Johnson running on the libertarian ticket.  I had to google it to find that out.  Is voting for this guy the same as not voting at all?

On the other hand, this is sort of convincing...


This is actually a pretty damn good commercial...



I'm the guy you're after, politicians.  The undecided voter.  And you aren't exactly blowing my skirt up.  I have no idea who I should vote for.  I have a buddy who says he'll write in Ron Paul, but that sounds very similar to not voting to me.  Somebody help me, or I'll be standing in the booth for a long time come November...

I'll Still Say What I Want

My last post was about the tendency of the Arab world to blame the United States for everything, no matter who does it.  My example was the outrage over the Muhammad Film on YouTube the other day.  I had a few of my more liberal friends try to explain to me that I am generalizing too much, that I took my combat experiences too personally, even that I am prejudiced or even racist.  Well, maybe so.  But I have at least been to the Arab world, and I have spoken to these kinds of folks one on one.  So excuse me for forming a opinion.

Perhaps I lacked enough examples to make my case properly.  Here are some more.

Point #1- This isn't isolated, and there are plenty of them.

The Philippines:

Marawi Muslims burn US, Israeli flags


This one is ironically funny:

This one is in Turkey.  Read the link to see a timeline of the violence.

How outrage against anti-Islam film unfolded 

Sudanese demonstrators attack the U.S. embassy in Khartoum. 

Photograph by: BAZUKI MUHAMMAD
Muslim demonstrators shout slogans and carry Malaysian flags as they march to the U.S. embassy, protesting against an anti-Islamic online video, in Kuala Lumpur.



This "Terrarist" has bad spelling.


Here's an article in the Christian Science Monitor that is taking the usual tactic of the United States these days, arguing that the demonstrations and attacks of the last week or so are the work of radicals, a small minority of the Islamic world.  This may or may not be true, but I will tell you this--the Islamic world includes almost two billion believers.  That's a ""2" and eight zeros.  A small minority of a number like that is still a giant problem.  Also, if there are so many more "moderate" people in these countries, why don't they get a handle on this crap?


Point #2- Their logic is stupid.

Sudan Embassies Attack: Protesters Target British, German Embassy In Khartoum



This film was made by immigrants to the United States from Egypt.  It was not made by an American or Israeli film company.  If it was, it would have been a shitload better and more clever.  It certainly doesn't involve freaking Germany.  Here's a mental model for you-- a retarded Spanish kid comes up and tells me I'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny.  I get my feelings really hurt and I go set fire to a dumpster behind the Chinese embassy and burn a Pakistani flag.  Wouldn't that be random and kind of stupid?  Well, that's what these protesters are doing, only more violently and with less provocation.

Some more examples:

Photograph by: MOHAMMAD ISMAIL
Nato soldiers arrive at the site of a suicide bomb attack in Kabul September 18, 2012. Afghan insurgent group Hezb-e-Islami claimed responsibility on Tuesday for the suicide bomb attack on a minivan carrying foreign workers that killed 12 people including eight South Africans saying it was retaliation for a film mocking the Prophet Mohammad.
Photograph by: STRINGER
Lebanese Islamists wave Syrian Opposition flags to express solidarity with Syria's anti-government protesters as they burn an Israeli and a U.S. flag to protest against a film they consider blasphemous to Islam and insulting to the Prophet Mohammad, in Tripoli, northern Lebanon.
Photograph by: OMAR SOBHANI
An Afghan protester shouts slogans near burning tyres during a demonstration in Kabul September. Thousands of protesters took to the streets of the Afghan capital, setting fire to cars and shouting "death to America", in a demonstrations against a film mocking the Prophet Mohammad.


I'm sorry, but it is difficult to have respect for people who think like this.  What they are really attacking is our very FREEDOM.  That's what blasphemy laws are all about--making it illegal to speak out against religion.  That is the polar opposite of freedom of speech.  The fact that we allow people to express themselves is what offends these people.  That is what they are really protesting.  They think the American government should control what you say, so that you don't say anything that offends them.  Fuck that.

I also heard the argument that the anti-Muhammad film protesters are no different than the "tea-party" groups in the USA.  To that I say--BULLSHIT.  They may be just as angry, and even just as religious, but they don't set fire to any embassies or murder any ambassadors.  I'm no teabagger, but let's be honest.  

The Daily Show's take on it...

And this one...

Saturday, September 15, 2012

I'll Say What I Want

All over the Middle East this week, violent Muslim extremists are protesting at embassies and storming consulates and attacking diplomats.  They are burning cars, throwing rocks, and even murdered an American ambassador.  This is happening in Libya, in Egypt, in Yemen, and in Indonesia.  It is far from an isolated incident, sparked only by a few radicals.  These people are indeed radical, but you can bet that they aren't few.
Explain to me how peaceful and understanding you are again.  


Why did they get so upset? Because of this ridiculous video that was posted on YouTube:




Now, if you were able to withstand the horrible special effects, the abysmal writing, and the nearly unbearable acting, you would see that the film is pretty unflattering to Islam in general, and to Muhammad in particular.  But the most offensive thing about the movie is its horrible production quality.

The film was made by a radical Coptic Christian man living in California.  What is a Coptic Christian, you ask?  Why, that is a sect of Christianity that formed in Egypt.  As such, Egyptian Christians view themselves as Copts, or Coptic Christians.  For a more detailed description, click these words.

So what does that mean?  
It means that the makers of the film are freaking EGYPTIANS.  Think about that for a minute.  Why are the crazies storming the U.S. embassy, when the people behind the film (directed by a man called Nakoula) claim to be Coptic Christians?  Riddle me that, Cairo.

This is Nakoula Basseley Nakoula.  Or The Shadow.
I'm not 100% on that one.


Sure, the guys behind the movie moved to California, and have become American citizens.  But this was hardly a production of the American government, or even of an American religious group.

This really means that these wacky radical groups are just anti-American, and that no amount of "cultural sensitivity" will make them behave peacefully.  Apologizing to these assholes is exactly the wrong way to go.

This guy wasn't teaching kindergarten before the evil video made him crazy...


The U.S. government has exerted a ton of effort to convince me and a lot of other people in the military, the state department, and other agencies that we should be more sensitive to the viewpoints of Muslims, and that then they wouldn't be so motivated to attack us.  Basically, we simultaneously adopted the Bush Doctrine of preemption and the practice of apologizing to everyone for offending them with our freedoms.  This makes no sense.

So our policy is that if you harbor terrorists, we will come and destroy your country, but we will carefully tiptoe around your religious leaders and mosques.  That way we can still be friends, right?  Wrong.  

Since when is it such a big deal to offend people?  I'm offended by some things, too.  I don't like the treatment of women in many of these countries, the use of medieval punishments for minor crimes,  the wearing of man-dresses, etc.  But I take the position that different people view the world in different ways.  Live and let live, right?  If my little blog offends you, don't read it.  If your shitty you-tube video is insulting, I won't watch it.  Simple.  
I find man-dresses offensive.
Let's storm the Sudanese Embassy.


What makes these guys terrorists is that they don't argue against the video's ideas, and point out how terrible it is.  Instead they try to scare people with their craziness to prevent behaviors they don't like.  Why should we try to placate bullies like that? Because they say they are religious?  Bullshit.


These guys used a lot of religion in their platform, too.

The ironic thing is, if all these protesters hadn't made such a huge stir, I would never have watched that little silly film.  Even if I'd stumbled onto it on the internet, I wouldn't have made it more than a few minutes watching that piece of crap, and wouldn't have ever even seen the offensive parts.  Now it has like 5 million hits, thanks to you guys making such a big deal about it.  Way to go.
Jihad!!!

That is all beside the point, however.  The real point is that here in America, we have this thing called the constitution.  Perhaps you've heard of it.
This is why YouTube shouldn't pull the video,
and it's why the White House shouldn't ask them to.


The thing is, the constitution doesn't just protect the speech you like.  That speech doesn't need protection.  The constitution is there to protect the speech you hate.  
If reading the constitution is too hard, you can watch this movie...

In order for a society to remain free and open, it cannot allow its freedoms to be restrained by intimidation.  It is very important to remember that the kooky Egyptian guy in California didn't hurt anybody.  Some assholes in Egypt did, and what they did isn't understandable or pardonable just because they were offended.  




Thursday, September 13, 2012

Vegans Suck



Devilishly Handsome 
Red-blooded American Omnivore

Skinny-fat Vegan Sissy-boy

Today I met a vegan, and I believe he may have been the most misinformed and stupid person I have ever met.  He observed me eating my lunch, which was a leftover flank steak that I grilled last week. I was eating it cold, out of a plastic sandwich bag, without the aid of utensils as I often do.  Caveman-style, if cavemen had had plastic sandwich bags, that is.  It was delicious, but apparently this guy thought it was pretty offensive, which actually accentuates the flavor to me.  He began talking to me about the dangers of red meat consumption, the horrors of the livestock industry, and the wonderful benefits of the vegan lifestyle.  He did this with complete sincerity, even though he looked to be suffering from some sort of rickets or scurvy or some other major illness.  I don't want to brag, but I'm a pretty healthy-looking guy.  I lift weights, and can generally hold my own in most physical endeavors.  I'm pretty sure that in an arm-wrestling contest with this particular vegan, I could rip his arm completely off his body and stick it up his sanctimonious ass.  Which is what I fantasized about the entire time this little vegan spoke to me.

You may wonder why my musings suddenly turned so violent.  Well, let me explain why I hate vegans so much.  First of all, vegans are almost always hippies, and you know I hate hippies.  Second, veganism is more than a choice they have made to not eat meat or use animal products.  It is a philosophy that they have adopted that is, frankly, retarded. They also almost always choose to then project that stupidity onto me.  That's when I get upset.  If you want to go off and eat a weird diet of bean-sprouts and kale, go ahead—knock yourself out.  But don’t try to ruin my lunch, you anemic little turd.

I like to examine both viewpoints...
I can respect vegetarians.  They are wrong, of course, but all they are doing is choosing not to eat meat, and I respect people's personal choices.  You can choose to live off a diet of nothing but Twizzlers and Cool-Ranch Doritos if you want.  Just keep it to yourself.  It’s like being gay—it’s fine with me, as long as you don’t try to make me be gay with you.

MMM...Fortified soy alternatives.
That sounds delicious.
Read this guy's blog...


How do I know the vegetarians are wrong?  Because you have teeth in your head that are called canines, and they wouldn't be there if you hadn't evolved to eat meat, dumbass. 
Canines are the pointy ones.
The ones that wolves and bears also have.
You know who doesn't have canines?  Cows.

The Circle of Life.
Simba knows what I'm talking about.
Just how exactly do you suppose that people got by in the days before farming?  Before we had corn to make into Doritos and Twizzlers?  If you think people wandered around in the Stone Age finding berries and melons under every bush, you are very mistaken.  Go out into a forest sometime and take a good look around.  Take a close inventory of everything you find that you can eat.  It isn't going to look like the produce section at Wegmans, I promise you.  If you are lucky, you might find a grape vine or a nut-producing tree, maybe a rotten log full of grubs (those are animals too, by the way) but that's about all.  There's lots of grass and leaves and acorns, stuff like that, but you can't digest it very well, even if you cook it.  But you know who CAN digest that other stuff?  The insects can.  The deer can.  And your digestive system is perfectly designed to digest the deer.  You can eat nearly every single part of that delicious little bugger.  And you know how to make weapons to kill the deer.  See my point?  It's the friggin' circle of life, for goodness sake.  Watch The Lion King sometime.  This is how people lived for eons until they learned how to farm about 10,000 years ago, which is just about a heartbeat in evolutionary terms.

Explain to me again how the banana is spiritual.

So, like I said, even though it is obvious that vegetarianism is fundamentally wrong, and our ancestors evolved to eat meat and animal products as the primary source of calories, I can respect the views of other people.  I will not force them to eat meat.  I may make fun of their skinny-fat appearance and general weakness, but I won't make them eat dead animals.
-----------Now, as if that's not dumb enough... Vegetarian Spiritualism...Follow this link for proof that I'm not just making this up.  Apparently they think you can taste the cruelty in your food.  If you can, I must think it is yummy.

Doesn't he look absolutely delicious?
Just imagine how tender the meat must be.

I have never really gotten the basic idea of vegans, or of vegetarianism.  I mean, if you are against the killing and exploitation of living things, why is it okay to kill plants?  Are they not living things, too?  If your argument is based on self-awareness, I would say that a shrimp or an oyster (or a chicken, for that matter) is not too much more intellectual than a cabbage.  Can we eat the stupid animals?  What is the maximum IQ for being considered edible?  Do you hear how stupid this sounds?  
Nice tattoo.  

The fact is, we as human beings are consumers in the food chain.  Do you remember that from your science class in middle school?  We have to get our energy from food, and that food is made from other living things that are either producers, or other lower-level consumers.  You must kill another living thing and eat it, or you will die.  This is the way the world works.  So unless you are going to learn to photosynthesize, you better get used to it.  I for one did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat lettuce.

The main  reason I hate vegans is because they are almost all very militant about their weird dietary choices.  As if they are saving the world.  They think this is the Holocaust and they are Schindler.  I guess the cows are the Jews.


This is a real cartoon I found on a vegan website.
I think it is pretty offensive to equate farming with murder and rape.
Not to mention how incredibly naive it is...



Bacon makes the strongest argument.
Mmmmm....Bacon.